Jessica Alba Bikini Pictures: "I could tell you all about how Paris Hilton’s former manager is shopping around a “tell-all” book about the heiress that includes such shocking revelations as “Paris spent hours at a time posing in front of the mirror, nailing down the ideal position to create the perfect paparazzi photo,” or I could just go with my gut and show you pictures of Jessica Alba in a bikini. It’s never steered me wrong before! Except for that time it convinced me that a western omelet breakfast burrito could cure a tequila hangover. That one was a goddamn dirty lie."
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